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Real Name : Gino Carteciano
Aliases : BigBaddie, Baddie, BigBadWolf, Prowler, Howlett, Ginobebs, Ginnie, Onigs, Gins, Naugh
Training Facilities : Holy freakin’ Rosary Academy (jr. kinder), Canossa SRL (elementary and high school), yUPieLBi (college) with a BS degree in Computer freakin’ Science with a Major in Rhetorics, The Idiot Box, The Interwebs, The School of Rock, The School of Life
Group Affiliations : UPLB Bloc XXX ‘98, [BC] Founding Dormers, UPLB MASStig!, Lamon Sisig Gang, StarBloc, Pi Rho, UPLB Jokes, The eLBizen Core, TMB Retards
Citizenship : Filipino, but really belongs to the world.
Base of Operations : Sta. Rosa City, Pasig City
Bio : Baddie, known as Gino Carteciano to the normal and sane world, walks the fine line between the most enlightened soul and the most disturbed S.O.B. on the planet as he firmly believes he has multiple personalities living in multiple realities. And he thinks it’s cool to speak of himself in the third person. What a freak.
Baddie is Sta. Rosa-born, Sta. Rosa-bred, and someday, Sta. Rosa-dead. He was trained in the fine art of “I came from a Catholic school so I’ll pretend I’m behaved and a nice person”-ism. He grew up in a family with one mother, one father, three sisters, and a legion of relatives.
Baddie’s occupations include being a daywalker vampyre, a mafioso, a solid gold dancer, a web warrior, an agent provocateur, and an imbecile blogista, among others. He uses his not-so-stellar knowledge of web development to annoy the living hell out of the rest of the blogosphere and the interwebs as a whole.
Baddie is a Libran. The mysterious crystal ball says Librans are diplomatic, urbane, romantic, charming, easygoing, sociable, idealistic, peaceable, indecisive, changeable, gullible, flirtatious, and self-indulgent. Crystal balls are stupid.
Baddie has issues with chicks (young chickens). They’re creepy little bastards. He’s OA, OC, and sometimes OP. Jologs. A good life for him is a life of wine, women, and song. He’s overly sensitive. He likes to take pictures. He drives a black RAV 4 named “Fucker”. God bless his soul.
Baddie chain smokes. Baddie drinks like there’s no tomorrow. Baddie will kill your kittens when you’re not looking. And your puppies too.
History of the Baddieverse : On the first day, Baddie discovered “The Internet”. He saw how easily people can communicate using email, instant messaging, and forum boards. And he said that it was good.On the second day, he decided to create stupid websites with stupid titles like “The G-Spot”, “The Scale”, “Crumbling Shrimp”, and “Twisted Forest”. And he said that it was stupid.On the third day, he tore down his stupid websites and created his first stupid blog. He called it “Big Bad Blog”. And he said that it was also stupid but not as stupid as his static HTML ugly ass websites that came before.
On the fourth day, he said “To hell with the seventh day! I’m gonna chill out today!”
On the fifth day, he changed the title of his blog to Exhaust. He also created another lame blog called Diary of The Wolf which satisfied his desire to let the inner future despot in him to come out. He then immediately realized that blogging is fun. In commemoration of this realization, he shut down his two existing blogs and created a new one. He called it Prowl. And he said that it was good. Not!
On the sixth day, changing his mind again about this whole blogging thing, he took all of his existing crappy blogs and consolidated them into one. Consolidated Crap he called it. And then his hosting provider disappeared. And he said “Mothercrapper! Damn you Fil.ph!!!”
On the seventh day, he placed what’s left of his consolidated crap and his online picture galleries on Multiply. He dubbed his Multiply site Craptastic!, and then he went and created a new blog called LongBox. He never learns.
On the eight day, after contemplating if this whole creation thing had eight days or just seven, he decided it didn’t matter. This day, he turned LongBox into a comics-centric blog and he created a new personal blog. The Baddieverse. And he said that it was so-so. That’s good enough for Baddie. Time to chill.
On the ninth day, fickle-minded bastard that he is, Baddie fused LongBox into Baddieverse, making it slightly not boring as it usually is. And he said whatever.


