Be My Santa DOOM?
Dear friends,
For the last couple of years, I didn’t really ask much when I posted my Christmas wish lists. In fact, I was only serious about the iPod. I got it, by the way. I named him Molesto. He says hi.
This year, I want everything my shallow, shallow heart desires. I need you to be my Santa DOOM.
TV Show and Movie DVDs
You can give me anything that’s not on my Listal Owned DVD list for obvious reasons. I can’t give you a specific title that I badly want right now, so you can just run with the fact that I like movies and TV shows with explosions and zombies. Also, I love DVDs with tons of extras.
Monster Tribute Week: Zombies
It’s that time of the year again. People dress up like spooks, ghouls and dead celebrities. They get drunk and act like fools. It’s Halloween, y’all! This year, I think it’s time that we pay tribute to the monsters that inspire those of us who aren’t creative enough to come up with unique costumes.
We all know that theses days, the best way to know if someone is special is when fat socially inept bloggers blog about them. So, as a responsible fat socially inept blogger, I’m going to dedicate this week to the monsters who have profoundly touched our lives and expertly haunted our dreams. Welcome to Monster Tribute Week! Let’s start with the lovable shambling undead: ZOMBIES!
A toast to the walking dead! Your taste for flesh illuminates my life. During cold and lonely nights, I turn to apocalyptic movies that feature your endless hunger for brains and your soothing groans.
Seeing your decaying bodies slowly moving across the screen, trying to devour scared and confused humans, is just something that makes me love the art of moving pictures.
I would not choose to join your ranks when the inevitable zombie apocalypse finally comes, but I promise to give you the proper respect that you deserve. By that I mean I’m going to run like hell.
To the zombie horde! Our future undead overlords!
My Childhood Memories of Michael Jackson
I know. That title is an easy target for Pedo Michael jokes, but you need to know that I’m serious and I will not make Michael Jackson jokes in this post. I’m writing this with the motto “Say only good things about the recently dead.” or something. This is about my early childhood memories of the King of Pop. I may not be his biggest fan, but I know that in my younger years, he touched me. Yes, Michael Jackson touched me when I was still a little boy.
MJ touched Bubbles the Chimp and Mr. Bulldog (not real name) too.
What’s That Noise?
What’s that noise?
Is that the sound of a sharks firing lasers from their eyes, illuminating the dark depths of the ocean, melting away the slimy tentacles of a giant squid while pink dolphins aimlessly scramble for safety?
Is that the sound of ninjas fighting superhero samurais with throwing stars, shiny swords, three-pronged spears, thorn-ladden whips, battle axes and sharp minds while the city burns down around them?
Is that the sound of cowboys trying to wrangle unicorns and ponies with wings on a field of carnivorous trees, wind-riding elephants, and naked elves while the sky rains fire?
Is that the sound of robots and cyborgs crying, weeping and sobbing as they watch angels riding dragons descending from the clouds shaped like tanks and fighter jets?
25 Things That I Love
I’ve stayed away from the Facebook “25 Random Things About Me” meme long enough. I’ve been tagged recently by 3 people and I guess it’s time that I do the meme… on Baddieverse. HIGH FIVE! But yeah, I’ll post this on Facebook too because I feel like I’m cheating or something.
By some strange cosmic Internet law, participants of this meme are required to list 25 random things about them. Since this is Love Month, I’m putting a little twist on this meme that I hope will not anger the Internet gods. Ladies and gentlemen, here are 25 things THAT I LOVE:
1. The Internet. Seriously, I don’t think I can last a day without going online. Sometimes, I don’t even do stuff. I just open a random blog or Google, I look at it, then I go offline. Crazy.
2. The Quiet. No, not the movie (although I have a DVD of it because I love it). I’m talking about “quiet time” or “meditation time” or “EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP! time”. I just want a few minutes per day of silence. When I’m alone, I am King.
3. Comics. I don’t need to explain.
4. 2-disc DVDs. I find a certain charm in watching DVD extras. There are certain cases where I like the extras more than the movie itself. *cough*Daredevil*cough*
5. Fucker, my RAV4. He’s my silent partner. My wing man. And as weird as it may sound, my friend.
