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From now on, I’m taking forwarded chain memes, or whatever the hell people call these tag-born messages and blog posts, seriously. You know, the “You have to send this message to 647 people or else something horrible will happen to your cat!” things. I don’t want my butt hole to close up again.

On that note, I’m answering this meme from Jewel. And here are the rules:

Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things about himself/herself. People who got tagged need to write a blog entry of their own 6 weird things. They should as well state the rules clearly. In the end, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don’t forget to leave a comment that says “You are tagged, bitch!” in their comments section and tell them to read your blog.

Okay, I’m just dicking around with that “You are tagged, bitch!” part, but you get the picture. And here I go:

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Got hit by a blog meme by Shona. It’s about 9 weird things about me. Why 9? Why not?

It’s hard, actually. After all, you have to think of things that are just normal for you but not for most people. You have to think like other people. Like normal people. It becomes hard when most people also exhibit their own little eccentricities. It becomes harder when even your own friends aren’t really normal. Hahaha! But seriously, everybody’s weird in their own little way. And a select few are just purely retarded. And to be P.C., I’d just like to call them “special”. Hehe. And now for the weirdness:

1. I find chicks (baby chickens, not hot human females) creepy.
2. I enjoy the tranquility of being in a big crowd, and the noise of being alone.
3. For me, professional wrestling is still real.
4. The best conversations I have are with myself.
5. I actually think a lot of people read this crappy blog.
6. I believe in winged unicorns.
7. When everybody loves a certain song, I tend to hate it.
8. I refuse to kiss girls wearing lipstick, lip balm, or lip gloss.
9. I have the mutant ability to hide my mutant ability.

And just for fun, 10. I harbor ill will towards the following:

Well, I hope you’ll still want to be my friend after reading this. I’m now off to spread the meme to 9 other weirdos.