Human Torch Pick-Up Line

Superhero Pick Up Lines

Gino Carteciano Comics 11 Comments

Pick-up lines, even the funniest and most charming ones, never worked for me. Must be my creepy aura. Anyhoo, I’m wondering what superhero pick up lines are these super creeps using to get some. Here’s what my perfectly normal and totally not perverse mind came up with: Mr. Fantastic, Stretchy Leader of the Fantastic Four