I don’t know what I’m doing here. I just got up from a 2-hour sleep and went “It’s frickin’ hot. Fuck this shit, I’m going to McDonald’s in Emerald.” So maybe I do know why I’m here. I can’t sleep. Because it’s frickin’ hot at the apartment. Also, I blame a girl. It’s always about a girl, isn’t it?

At this hour, with little sleep, only random things can be blogged by my random brain. What does that even mean, “random brain”? Tss.

They’re playing Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus songs here. Beggars can’t be choosers.

I want a new name. Here’s a list of the names I’m considering:

Dr. Bloodfang McKickface
Laserwolf Deathplosion
Thunderfire Venomclaw
Bomber Satanblood
Hurricane Sharkpunch
Babyface Killswitch
Hellskull Gravetalon
Rocky St. Bazooka
Electroslash Supernova
Stabhammer Devilbone

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Ask/Tell Baddie ANYTHING is a product of the current bandwagon in Tumblr wherein people create FormSpring forms or answerable text posts so other people can ask or tell them shit. It’s a fun way to interact with people on Tumblr and I’m telling you, I haven’t had this much fun since Twitter was still the new thing. Anyway, I unleashed my FormSpring form a couple of hours ago and I think it’s time to respond to the questions and the comments.

The very first response is from an anonymous source and this person asks “Did you know?” If you’re asking about that thing you did last summer, then yes. I do.

Internet hooligan Pau was second in line and this is what he has to say: “Why aren’t you a dick? I thought you liked dicks.” If you have seen my form, you’ll know that he’s being a clever dickhead. Man, what a dickhead.

Francis gives a nerdgeek salute with this message: “I know how much you like those Comic-Con babes and I know you’re a Green Lantern fanboy as well. Here ya go. You can thank me later. MORE POWER!” I’m thanking you now, fellow nerdgeek. I’m thanking you HARD.

Someone called BaddieLove asks “Baddie? Why are you so awesome?” Well, BaddieLove, because there’s nothing worse in life than being NOT awesome. Strong high five 7 times! *BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM KA-BOOOOOOM!*

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