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Behind the Planet: Catching Up with Pluto

catching up with pluto

Less than 2 years ago, Pluto was demoted to being a dwarf planet. I covered the reactions of the other planets after the shocking demotion. Now, it’s time that we check up on the ex-planet. It’s time for us to go Behind the Planet, or should I say, the dwarf planet. Snapz! After Pluto was expelled from our solar system’s …

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The Banana Gangbang Rock Festival: It’s a Festival… OF ROCK!

banana gangbang rock festival

It was bound to happen. The Man Blog, oozing with ROCKiness and ROCKtitude, presents the ROCKtacular Banana Gangbang Rock Festival! Be there on May 3rd at Bela Bar, Greenhills for this balls-busting, world-shattering, face-melting, death-defying ROCK thingy! In the immortal words of ancient wise men, “For those about to rock, we salute you!” OK that was weak. See you there, …

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The New Seven Deadly Sins: I’m Screwed

satan

So, the Vatican has introduced seven new deadly sins. Do they have a committee that decides this kind of shit or something? The Committee of Sins, perhaps? Anyway, these new deadly sins (Genetic Modification, Experimenting on Humans, Polluting the Environment, Causing Social Injustice, Causing Poverty, Becoming Obscenely Wealthy, and Taking Drugs) are more hip than the original seven, and it …

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Chuck Norris vs. Yo Momma Round 2

chuck norris vs. yo momma round 2

Round 1 went to The Norris, but Your Mom thinks it was a fluke! She wants a rematch and The Norris is ready to give it to her, so let’s get it on! If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. Yo momma so poor she envies you to death …

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Mad Skillz

minnie and goofy

In the past few weeks, I have been on the hunt for a new job. It was an enlightening experience, really. I got to use a lot of the stuff I’ve been writing about in Bum No More. I got the chance to look back into my professional career (all two years of it!) and build a fairly attractive resume …

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Jack Bauer Lite

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Hi. My name is Gino, code name: Jack Baddier. I’m here in my room, waiting for the Sandman to put me to sleep. By the way, I’m not talking about the mythical creature. Sandman is the codename of one of my fellow agents in a top secret government organization. He’s going to inject me with a serum that will induce …

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My Homebrew Atari 2600 Games

Atari 2600 Homebrew Games

The Atari 2600, the video game console that popularized the use of microprocessor-based hardware and game cartridges, was released in October 1977 and peaked in popularity in the mid-80’s. It was officially retired in January 1992, giving it a lifespan of 14 years and 2 months, the longest in US home video game console history. Due to its significant impact …

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Chuck Norris vs. Yo Momma!

Chuck Norris vs. Your Mom

Ever wondered who’s more awesome between Chuck Norris and your mom? Well wonder no more! Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. Yo momma so fat outer space thinks they’re made for each other. Advantage: Yo momma Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Yo momma so lazy all she does is …

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Breaking News: Hello Kitty Watches the Watchmen

hello kitty

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Who watches the watchmen? Who guards the guardians? Who polices the police? Hello Kitty, that’s who! From BBC News: Police chiefs in the Thai capital, Bangkok, have come up with a new way of punishing officers who break the rules – an eye-catching Hello Kitty armband. The armband is large, bright pink and has a Hello …

Know Your Comic Book Characters with Dr. Doom #2: Silver Surfer

Silver Surfer and Galactus vs. Fantastic Four

Greetings, peons! It is I, Dr. Victor Von Doom, welcoming you again to this magnificent series where Doom lectures you simpletons on different comic book characters as only Doom can. Let it be known that all you shall read in this “blog post” is the truth, because although Doom is capable of anything, Doom does not lie! For this second …