Well, I’m definitely not thankful for my knack for coming up with the dumbest blog entry titles ever. And for that, I apologize. This blog entry isn’t for apologies, though. This blog entry is reserved for the things I am thankful for. I know we don’t really do Thanksgiving here in the Philippines, but I’m a citizen of the Internet and we do whatever the hell we want on the Internet. If you’re not down with that, I have 3 words for you:

As the animated gif suggests, I am a big fan of Conan O’Brien, so that’s why I’m thankful for Coco being back on TV. I’ve discussed my feelings and thoughts about his triumphant return to the small screen, so let’s move on.

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I don’t know what I’m doing here. I just got up from a 2-hour sleep and went “It’s frickin’ hot. Fuck this shit, I’m going to McDonald’s in Emerald.” So maybe I do know why I’m here. I can’t sleep. Because it’s frickin’ hot at the apartment. Also, I blame a girl. It’s always about a girl, isn’t it?

At this hour, with little sleep, only random things can be blogged by my random brain. What does that even mean, “random brain”? Tss.

They’re playing Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus songs here. Beggars can’t be choosers.

I want a new name. Here’s a list of the names I’m considering:

Dr. Bloodfang McKickface
Laserwolf Deathplosion
Thunderfire Venomclaw
Bomber Satanblood
Hurricane Sharkpunch
Babyface Killswitch
Hellskull Gravetalon
Rocky St. Bazooka
Electroslash Supernova
Stabhammer Devilbone

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