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From now on, I’m taking forwarded chain memes, or whatever the hell people call these tag-born messages and blog posts, seriously. You know, the “You have to send this message to 647 people or else something horrible will happen to your cat!” things. I don’t want my butt hole to close up again.
On that note, I’m answering this meme from Jewel. And here are the rules:
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things about himself/herself. People who got tagged need to write a blog entry of their own 6 weird things. They should as well state the rules clearly. In the end, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don’t forget to leave a comment that says “You are tagged, bitch!” in their comments section and tell them to read your blog.
Okay, I’m just dicking around with that “You are tagged, bitch!” part, but you get the picture. And here I go:
