We can’t have a Halloween theme week here on Baddieverse without vampires, can we? No. No, we can’t. I promise I won’t make “Vampires suck!” jokes. Also, Twilight references.

A toast to the fanged ones! You have taught me a lot in this life, including lessons on being a gentleman (so the ladies can be more open to the idea of me sucking the life out of them) and counting. Thank you, Sesame Street’s The Count!

I spent years believing that I was one of you due to the fact that I hated the sun, I was more comfortable being awake at night and I was convinced that I can control people’s minds by talking slowly and squinting. Those years are behind me now, but I would very much like to live like that again. Those were awesome years.

Your ability to turn into mist is something that I terribly desire. I mean, come on.

To the legendary bloodsuckers! I shall suck the blood of hot virgins in your honor!