The abundance of idiots on the Internet always amazes me. There are people who fall for the antics of The Onion and there are people who actually call shenanigans on me when I say that I can control fire. That old blog entry still gives me the giggles whenever new comments are posted. However, no entry on this blog can rival the number of stupid comments on my DotA entry. It’s a collection of “THE DEVIL CONTROLS YOUR LIFE IF YOU PLAY DOTA ONLINE!” sentiments. Let’s take a look at a few comment highlights, shall we?

“iisa lang ang intention ng blizzard, yon ay sirain ang buhay ng mga kabataan (Blizzard only has one intention and that is to ruin the lives of young people).” – Anthony

“Dont you people have anything productive to do with your life aside from playing games overnight? God hates lazy people.” – Walter

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So, the Vatican has introduced seven new deadly sins. Do they have a committee that decides this kind of shit or something? The Committee of Sins, perhaps? Anyway, these new deadly sins (Genetic Modification, Experimenting on Humans, Polluting the Environment, Causing Social Injustice, Causing Poverty, Becoming Obscenely Wealthy, and Taking Drugs) are more hip than the original seven, and it doesn’t sit well with the old guys.

Pride: We were the first! Why do we need another seven?! We were the stars of a Brad Pitt movie, goddammit!

Wrath: DIE, N00BS! DIE!!!

Lust: Fakers. We can totally kick their pretentious asses. Mmmm… asses. Gangbang, anyone?

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I would rather fail spectacularly than succeed minimally. – Alexander Luthor

Ten lost souls wandered aimlessly across the desolate soil of the blue and green ball floating in space called Earth. Each searching for the most awesome of life’s goals: EPIC WIN. They want to win in life. They want to conquer it. They want to rule their own lives with iron hands and golden dicks. But alas, these poor fellows only ended up with EPIC FAIL:

Accomplished Perfect Pedophile – He wanted to own all the young boys in his village to be his playmates, but all he got were the girls. He didn’t really have a problem with girls, but still. FAIL.

August General in Walrus Hide – He wanted to save the souls of those around him, deliver them from evil and shit, but he corrupted them instead. FAIL.

Celestial Wanker – He wanted to invent a machine that can solve all the problems inflicting his native land, but he just ended up inventing a square wheel. FAIL.

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So I was just minding my own business stalking hot chicks on Friendster, right? After viewing hot bikini photos and taking mental pictures (to be “mentally Photoshopped” later), I checked out the bulletin board to see if I can find incriminating and juicy facts about my friends who answer stupid “surveys”. My mind wasn’t ready for what was about to be revealed to me: THE AWESOMEST TRUTH IN THE HISTORY OF ALL AWESOME TRUTHS!

Behold! The truth about Warcraft III: Defense of the Ancients (no modifications made to protect the integrity *LOL* of the text):

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