Everybody Loves Sam Pinto and COMIC BOOK VIOLENCE!
Well, I’m not sure about you guys, but I love Sam Pinto and comic book violence. They are two of my favorite things in the world right next to beer, pizza and seeing people smash into glass doors. That’s why I’ve created a blog for each of them. First, let’s talk about the slightly creepy one.
SAMPINTO.CO
Before you give me a look of disgust, hear me out. Everybody Loves Sam Pinto is a just another fan site for the magnificent Sam Pinto. Of course, it’s a little different. You can even call it deranged. But I regret nothing. NOTHING! It’s not designed to offend or creep out Ms. Pinto, her fans or anyone who stumbles upon it. It’s just me having fun while displaying hints of my Sam Pinto obsession, that’s all.
Sam Pinto, the 100 Sexiest Women in the World, Judgmental Moms and Their Scared Little Children
So there I was at the nearest Ministop, sporting my fat hobo look with red barbecue sauce all over my shirt. I picked up some chips, a bottle of root beer and a few packs of instant pancit canton, then I headed over to the counter to pay for them. I cut the line, drawing spiteful looks from the family behind me. I couldn’t care less. I upset them more when I told the counter girl to hold off on my receipt because I just saw something that brought my world to a complete stop. On the rack a few feet from the counter are brand new issues of FHM. It’s their 100 Sexiest Women in the World issue and on the cover? Sam frickin’ Pinto.
I acted like a total dick when I got this and I should be ashamed, but fuck you, it’s Sam Pinto.
