Today marks a new low for Baddie. I’ve decided to tell you who I have the hots for in the wonderful world of animation. Yeah, I know this is going to be uncomfortable and we’ll probably share a lot of awkward moments when we meet in person, but goddammit I have to let you know! It’s just the right thing to do! Ladies and gents, the Cartoons I’d Like to Fuck:
Name: Gino Carteciano
Superhero Name: Baddie
Hometown: Sta. Rosa City, Where the Magic Is!
Birthday: September 29, 1981
Zodiac Sign: Hot Blind Chick Holding a Wicked Awesome Sword and the Scales… OF JUSTICE!!!11
Motto: Ihi lang ang pahinga.
Describe yourself.
I’m mysterious like a rosary inside Batman’s secret pocket when he’s hiding in the shadows on a moonless night. So mysterious, in fact, that the other TMB fucktards kept a belief that I didn’t exist and I was just a figment of their collective drunk-ass imagination. But I did manage to prove my existence to a number of them. And then they started spreading the rumor that my hands smell like pekpek. Assholes.
Who was your first love?
Sailor Venus.
