Motivational Monday with Baddie #6
Some people are man-eaters. They make you buy cars, cut cards, and fall real hard in love. They make you work hard, spend hard, and want all of their love. I shall protect you from these foul beasts. The first tool for protection I shall give you is your motivation for the week:
Re: Memo
HR – Love & Relationships Dept.
Re: Memo
Greetings of YOU GUYS SUCK!
Indeed, I have been without a girlfriend for the last 3 years and I am admittedly resembling a horny virgin loser. But there’s no reason for alarm. Seriously.
I’m not pursuing any possible new relationship that presents itself for I do not see any good reason to do so. Well, other than “get fucken’ laid”. There is no lack of options. I have a lot of them. But as I said, I don’t see the immediate need for pursuing a new relationship. I mean, I don’t really care if I don’t have someone to wear the egg costume that came with my bacon one.
Smallville Season 6 Joins My DVD Army
If there’s one week in 2007 that I should consider the bitchiest muthafucka week in the history of all bitchy muthafucka weeks, it has to be last week. Seriously. My annual depression attack arrived just when I was starting to be pwned at work, and the screwy weather ravaged my health, leading to a sick leave last Monday. It was Hell, I tells ya! But if there’s one bright spot in the past week, that’s last Wednesday when I dropped by the 6-9 Show with CJ and Sarah to get my copy of the Smallville Season 6 DVD set. That was indeed one happy moment for the geek in me. And I think the DVD set was also happy joining my DVD collection. I think.
Jack Bauer Lite
Hi. My name is Gino, code name: Jack Baddier. I’m here in my room, waiting for the Sandman to put me to sleep. By the way, I’m not talking about the mythical creature. Sandman is the codename of one of my fellow agents in a top secret government organization. He’s going to inject me with a serum that will induce sleep. After weeks of not getting enough rest, I can finally lay down on my bed and sleep fo… what the fuck?! Now why the hell is that dog barking?! Dammit. But before I find that out, I need to know first which of our half dozen stupid dogs is barking.
Motivational Monday with Baddie #4: Blog Action Day Special
Work it harder. Make it better. Do it faster. It’ll make you stronger more than ever, hour after. Your work is never over. But never fear, I’ll assist you. I’ll start by presenting to you a very special edition of Motivational Monday with Baddie:
