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Work it harder. Make it better. Do it faster. It’ll make you stronger more than ever, hour after. Your work is never over. But never fear, I’ll assist you. I’ll start by presenting to you a very special edition of Motivational Monday with Baddie:

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So The Jew tagged me for this “My Desktop Free View” meme because she wants to see how perverted my desktop wallpaper is. I’m a sucker for memes, so what the hell, right? Unfortunately for The Jew, I’m in the office right now. And in the office, my desktop isn’t perverted. It’s just sexy. Click this bitch to see a bigger image:

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STUPID NOTE: This post is a product of the following:

• boredom
• laziness
• total lack of creative juice flowing in my gray thingy
• boredom

Since I enjoyed the How Addicted to Blogging Are You? quiz from Mingle2, I’ve decided to take all the useless things on their Blog Barnacles section and stick it on this post. Yay!

First up, what’s my blog wanted for? Sounds stupid, and I love stupid so here I go:

Okaaay. I digested a scandalous gypsy. Sexily. I told you. Stupid. I wonder how they’ll rate my blog as if it were a movie.

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I’ve been in denial, but there’s no use. I just have to accept that I have a problem. A blogging problem. A blogging problem I choose to embrace. Boo-yah! Here’s how addicted I am at this blogging shit:

80%How Addicted to Blogging Are You?
80%. Wow. That’s a pretty solid number, ain’t it? Having the urge to blog about this after reading a Yugatech post pretty much verifies the problem.

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Read my VisualDNA™ Get your own VisualDNA™

So I’ve been seeing these VisualDNA widgets all over the web (Well, OK. All over Friendster.) and I decided to take a whack at it. I said to myself “Hey, self. You’re looking for something to write about, right? Well, nothing beats blogger’s block like a good ol’ online self-evaluation thingie!” Self is so smart. I love him. So I clicked a bunch of pictures, hopelessly tried to make sense out of my choices, and… well, here we are.

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