August 17th, 2009 Journal
I’ve been looking to make a few positive changes in my life for the last few weeks and I’ve been getting signs from a higher cosmic being that I’m on the right track. I mean, I started watching Pushing Daisies, a TV show that teaches me valuable lessons every episode including “don’t kill people”. The show also introduced me to the song Morning Has Broken by Cat Stevens. The song now inspires me to wake up every morning looking forward to a beautiful day. For the first time in years, I attended mass. I liked it. This morning, I started officially hating Facebook. And then there’s The Girl Called Trouble. It’s all coming together like the perfect storm… in my mind. I’m shaking hands with a hurricane. Disjointed thoughts, I know. To distract you from my scattered brain vomit, here’s a bunch of haiku poems about Dr. Doom:
DOOM
Your superior
Monarch of Latveria
Behold, Doctor DOOM!
DOOMAIN
Scarred and left alone
Fought the Devil for his mom
Triumphant always
DOOMINATION
Dreamer of big things
A nation is not enough
Earth belongs to DOOM!
DOOM DOOM ROOM
Mighty iron fist
Unbreakable iron will
Sexy iron dick
DOOMTASTIC VERY FANTASTIC
For you, rage so pure
Curse you all, Fantastic Four!
On your knees for DOOM!
February 15th, 2008 General Dickery
It’s the last day of my stupid Valentine’s Week poetryvaganza! I know I said this is all about love, but in order to have love, you also have to have hate.
Seriously though, I hope there’s love in your life right now. Love for/from family, friends, and that hot chick/guy you’re not exactly sure you want to bring home but you dig nonetheless. If there is, then HIGH FIVE! And remember, Baddie loves you.
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February 14th, 2008 General Dickery
I just want to say to all of you sweet couples walking around holding hands, looking at each other with intense passion as if the rest of the world doesn’t exist, I hate you. You guys suck! Also, Happy Valentine’s Day!
*** You probably know by now that Baddie loves you. Now check out Face Rockery to see what Batman thinks of you.
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February 13th, 2008 General Dickery
On the third day of Valentine’s Week my Baddie gave to me, another love-filled piece of poetry! HUHLOLZ Hey, just in case you’re wondering, these poems are original. I wrote them with love in my heart and idioticity in my soul. What?
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February 12th, 2008 General Dickery
Had enough stupidity yesterday with my stupid post containing a stupid poem all for the sake of this stupid Valentine’s Week? Yes? Well I haven’t! LOLZ
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