Posts Tagged ‘Poetry’

Haiku Hooliganism: Dr. Doom

I’ve been looking to make a few positive changes in my life for the last few weeks and I’ve been getting signs from a higher cosmic being that I’m on the right track. I mean, I started watching Pushing Daisies, a TV show that teaches me valuable lessons every episode including “don’t kill people”. The show also introduced me to the song Morning Has Broken by Cat Stevens. The song now inspires me to wake up every morning  looking forward to a beautiful day. For the first time in years, I attended mass. I liked it. This morning, I started officially hating Facebook. And then there’s The Girl Called Trouble. It’s all coming together like the perfect storm… in my mind. I’m shaking hands with a hurricane. Disjointed thoughts, I know. To distract you from my scattered brain vomit, here’s a bunch of haiku poems about Dr. Doom:

DOOM
Your superior
Monarch of Latveria
Behold, Doctor DOOM!

DOOMAIN
Scarred and left alone
Fought the Devil for his mom
Triumphant always

DOOMINATION
Dreamer of big things
A nation is not enough
Earth belongs to DOOM!

DOOM DOOM ROOM
Mighty iron fist
Unbreakable iron will
Sexy iron dick

DOOMTASTIC VERY FANTASTIC
For you, rage so pure
Curse you all, Fantastic Four!
On your knees for DOOM!

Baddie Loves You: The Rage

It’s the last day of my stupid Valentine’s Week poetryvaganza! I know I said this is all about love, but in order to have love, you also have to have hate.

baddie loves you

Seriously though, I hope there’s love in your life right now. Love for/from family, friends, and that hot chick/guy you’re not exactly sure you want to bring home but you dig nonetheless. If there is, then HIGH FIVE! And remember, Baddie loves you.

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Baddie Loves You: The Truth

I just want to say to all of you sweet couples walking around holding hands, looking at each other with intense passion as if the rest of the world doesn’t exist, I hate you. You guys suck! Also, Happy Valentine’s Day!

baddie loves you

*** You probably know by now that Baddie loves you. Now check out Face Rockery to see what Batman thinks of you.

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Baddie Loves You: The Delivery

On the third day of Valentine’s Week my Baddie gave to me, another love-filled piece of poetry! HUHLOLZ Hey, just in case you’re wondering, these poems are original. I wrote them with love in my heart and idioticity in my soul. What?

baddie loves you

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Baddie Loves You: The Hunger

Had enough stupidity yesterday with my stupid post containing a stupid poem all for the sake of this stupid Valentine’s Week? Yes? Well I haven’t! LOLZ

baddie loves you

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