The Universe Tried to Screw Me Over but Failed
It’s obvious that the Universe has been constantly trying to screw me over since the day I was born, as evidenced by my chinky eyes that aren’t really chinky but still looks kinda chinky. I’ve always taken crap from the Universe and all its cosmic conspiracies against me. But I say it’s time to fight back! And last night, when one of its minions tried to ambush me with his sideswiping powers, I showed it that I mean frickin’ business!
I was driving home from work, picking my nose like nobody’s business, right? I saw this chick outside a cab (I dunno whether she was coming in or out of the cab, but she’s hot) in front of the Valle Verde Country Club in Pasig. I slowed down as a courtesy to the lovely lady because, as we all know, speeding in front of respectable hot chicks is simply rude. So anyway, yeah. I slowed down. And then this asshole cut me off, and HE ACTUALLY HIT ME! Here’s a 2D re-enactment of the appalling incident:
