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Round 1 went to The Norris, but Your Mom thinks it was a fluke! She wants a rematch and The Norris is ready to give it to her, so let’s get it on!
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Yo momma so poor she envies you to death for having five dollars.
Advantage: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn’t lifting himself up. He’s pushing the Earth down.
Yo momma so fat Chuck Norris can’t push her down. Or up. Or sideways.
Advantage: Yo momma
