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I’ve been seeing this RAZR 2 ad a lot lately and I fucken’ love it. Capoeira Fu Chick is so fine. And the song, “Le Disko” by Shiny Toy Guns, is sexy. That is all.

I can’t get the song out my head for 3 days now! I’ve finished an unknown number of glasses of beer already. My hangover’s come and gone already. I’ve watched several music videos already. I’ve slept thrice already. I’ve listened to Mo Twister’s guilty-pleasure-worthy radio show already. It just won’t let go! And the video! My god, the video. It’s hypnotic. I know it’s rude to stare, but my eyes betray me. If all music videos come with gyrating Shakiras and Beyonces, the world would be a better place.