July 18th, 2007 Current Events
From The Simpsons Movie trailer:
Homer: Did I save the day?
Bart: Actually, you’ve doomed us all!
Homer: D’OH!
“D’oh!” indeed, Mr. Simpson. There is recent news that as a promotion tool for your upcoming movie, your lackeys have painted an image of you right next to the Cerne Abbas giant. I believe you may have angered a 17th century chalk outline of a naked, sexually aroused, club-wielding giant which has been a symbol of spirituality. You may have drawn the wrath of a prehistoric fertility god upon you and your family! You may have doomed the whole Simpsons clan! All because you want to promote your movie. Or maybe you just want to play ring toss using your donut and the giant’s penis. I don’t know.
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July 11th, 2007 Internet
You know when you’re bored and you try to do stupid unproductive things just to kill time? That’s what led me to signing up for a Flixster account. Stupid me didn’t realize that I already had an account with Flixster, so I just updated the shit out of it instead of doing the whole account registration thing again.
A lot of similarly bored (I’m assuming) friends already invited me to join the movie-based social networking site, but I was too busy stalking people on Friendster and bugging people on Multiply with my stupid comments on their updates. But boredom makes people do stupid things. And since I already have an assload of social networking accounts, adding one more wouldn’t hurt.
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February 24th, 2007 Internet
In this, the second part of Baddie Bookmarks, I share to you the websites that save me during idle time. Sites that entertain, inspire, and boggle my simple and frail mind. These sites keep me busy and smiling when the emo meter hits a critical juncture. These sites give me pleasure, and there’s nothing I like more than pleasure. Hedonists reprezent, yo!
The Onion. Before I discovered the joy of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and The Colbert Report, I enjoyed the irreverent “news source” called The Onion. From dumb stories about America’s dumb leader, to quirky “human condition” tales of the local man, this is comedy gold for the thinking dickhead. Finest indeed.
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