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This entry is part 6 of 9 in the series Motivational Monday with Baddie

Some people are man-eaters. They make you buy cars, cut cards, and fall real hard in love. They make you work hard, spend hard, and want all of their love. I shall protect you from these foul beasts. The first tool for protection I shall give you is your motivation for the week:

jesus riding a dinosaur

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This entry is part 5 of 9 in the series Motivational Monday with Baddie

Remember, remember the fifth of November. Gunpowder, Treason and Plot. I see no reason why Gunpowder Treason should ever be forgot. On that note, please don’t forget your motivation for the week.

revolution

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This entry is part 4 of 9 in the series Motivational Monday with Baddie

Work it harder. Make it better. Do it faster. It’ll make you stronger more than ever, hour after. Your work is never over. But never fear, I’ll assist you. I’ll start by presenting to you a very special edition of Motivational Monday with Baddie:

suicide

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This entry is part 3 of 9 in the series Motivational Monday with Baddie

When you’re about to change the game, people will know that you’re a star. You’ll make it rain from the center of your guitar totally, dude. Then you’ll party like a rock star. And you know what will make your party more rockin’? Your motivation for the week.

hot friends

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This entry is part 2 of 9 in the series Motivational Monday with Baddie

Way too beautiful girls will have you suicidal, suicidal when they say it’s over. But nothing will affect you that way if you’re motivated to live your life. On that note, here’s your motivation for the week:

dog painted to look like a panda

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