Sam Pinto, the 100 Sexiest Women in the World, Judgmental Moms and Their Scared Little Children
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So there I was at the nearest Ministop, sporting my fat hobo look with red barbecue sauce all over my shirt. I picked up some chips, a bottle of root beer and a few packs of instant pancit canton, then I headed over to the counter to pay for them. I cut the line, drawing spiteful looks from the family behind me. I couldn’t care less. I upset them more when I told the counter girl to hold off on my receipt because I just saw something that brought my world to a complete stop. On the rack a few feet from the counter are brand new issues of FHM. It’s their 100 Sexiest Women in the World issue and on the cover? Sam frickin’ Pinto.
I acted like a total dick when I got this and I should be ashamed, but fuck you, it’s Sam Pinto.
