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A True Mean Girl Story

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To end Mean Girls Week, I think it’s appropriate if I share a mean girl story. A story plucked from my own retarded high school past. It’s not a story about skanky bitches calling everybody “sluts” and “whores”. It’s about high school drama, angst, and awkward silences. It’s about me being in jail with a girl named Vanessa. I went …

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Are You a Mean Girl?

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You may think only teen girls can be mean girls, but you’re wrong. There are different kinds of mean girls. There are ultra hot mean girls, fat whore mean girls, boy mean girls, gay mean girls, old mean girls, Eastern European dictator mean girls, ancient Egyptian demon reborn in the modern day world as a dentist mean girls, etc. Anybody …

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What if “So Fetch!” Happened?

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Gretchen: That is so fetch! Regina: Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It’s not going to happen! Gretchen, Regina’s right hand bitch, tried to make “So fetch!” happen. She really did. But alas, it did not. Queen bee Regina’s antagonism didn’t help. But what if it did happen? This being Mean Girls Week, I feel that it’s my duty …

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DVD Library #14: Mean Girls

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To open this totally fabulous Mean Girls Week, I think it’s just appropriate that we start with a review of the Mean Girls DVD. Yes, I got weird looks when I bought it. No, I’m not gay (not that there’s anything wrong with that). I’m just an admirer of this often misjudged modern classic based on a self-help book for …

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Next Week Is Mean Girls Week

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Keep your PMS shield handy. Make sure your can of drama repellent is full. Pack your bags, take a deep breath, and watch your back, we’re going to Girl World! Next week is Mean Girls Week here on Baddieverse. Monday through Friday. One post each day. It’s all about the Plastics and the peons living in their world, baby! Like, …