It’s 4 AM and I’m at a McDonald’s, blogging about random shit.
I don’t know what I’m doing here. I just got up from a 2-hour sleep and went “It’s frickin’ hot. Fuck this shit, I’m going to McDonald’s in Emerald.” So maybe I do know why I’m here. I can’t sleep. Because it’s frickin’ hot at the apartment. Also, I blame a girl. It’s always about a girl, isn’t it?
At this hour, with little sleep, only random things can be blogged by my random brain. What does that even mean, “random brain”? Tss.
They’re playing Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus songs here. Beggars can’t be choosers.
I want a new name. Here’s a list of the names I’m considering:
Dr. Bloodfang McKickface
Laserwolf Deathplosion
Thunderfire Venomclaw
Bomber Satanblood
Hurricane Sharkpunch
Babyface Killswitch
Hellskull Gravetalon
Rocky St. Bazooka
Electroslash Supernova
Stabhammer Devilbone



