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Today just plain sucks. Normally, I wouldn’t rant about a sucky day on this blog. I wouldn’t even let it bother me for more than a couple of hours. Whenever I get that feeling of extra suckiness, a couple of LOLcat images is usually all it takes to tame Baddie’s Inner Beast of Anger. But today’s different. Today is just full of sucktitude. Nothing is going my way.
You said it, Stupid Dog on Roller Blades Holding an Ice Cream Cone with 3 Scoops of Ice Cream! I feel like everything is against me. Am I really having the worst day of my week, or am I just being overly dramatic? Consider:
