Back in grade school, I started to drawsketch doodle a lot. It became a hobby. I wasn’t very good at it but I had enough skills to join art contests and not totally suck at it. I joined art contests and other academic battles for supremacy just for the experience. OK, I lied. I did it so I could legally skip class. Believe it or not, I actually won a couple of art contests. It was totally retarded. After high school, though, I lost interest in drawing shit.
Recently, I got a hold of a picture of one of my stupid drawings courtesy of my former girlfriend. Back in my senior year, when we were still a couple, I borrowed her sketchpad and I doodled some stuff in it.
Welcome to the mind of High School Senior Baddie:
I don’t remember exactly why I drew these things. I can’t even remember what some of these things are, but let me try to make sense of it all:
Today marks a new low for Baddie. I’ve decided to tell you who I have the hots for in the wonderful world of animation. Yeah, I know this is going to be uncomfortable and we’ll probably share a lot of awkward moments when we meet in person, but goddammit I have to let you know! It’s just the right thing to do! Ladies and gents, the Cartoons I’d Like to Fuck:
Police chiefs in the Thai capital, Bangkok, have come up with a new way of punishing officers who break the rules – an eye-catching Hello Kitty armband.
The armband is large, bright pink and has a Hello Kitty motif with two hearts embroidered on it.
From today, officers who are late, park in the wrong place or commit other minor transgressions will have to wear it for several days.
Through the power of telepathy, I managed to conduct a profound interview with one of the first officers who were reprimanded using this dastardly tool of discipline:
Baddie: How does it feel to be shamed by this sinister armband? Do you realize that you look like a gay?
Thai Cop: I don’t really see why… wait. A gay? NOOOOOOOO!!!! (translated from Thailanese)
Police chiefs in the Thai capital, Bangkok, have come up with a new way of punishing officers who break the rules – an eye-catching Hello Kitty armband.
