If you're new here, you may want to add some dickery to your feed reader by subscribing to my RSS feed. High five!

This Kung Fu guy starts fighting this Kareem Abdul-Jabbar wannabe, right? It just looks like your regular old Kung Fu movie complete with The Six Million Dollar Man sound effects. Until this dude starts doing all these crazy moves while he’s still in the air. And then he dances.

Look me in the eye and tell me you don’t think this is awesome. If you don’t find this anywhere near AWESOMETASTIC, there’s no future for us being friends.