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I would like to wish you guys a merry Christmas, and to help me do that is Santa Cat! Take it away, Santa Cat!
Umm, Santa Cat?
Some people are man-eaters. They make you buy cars, cut cards, and fall real hard in love. They make you work hard, spend hard, and want all of their love. I shall protect you from these foul beasts. The first tool for protection I shall give you is your motivation for the week:
