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My iPod touch. Let me show you it.

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I let the world know about my desires for Christmas this year, and lo and behold, the world has granted me half of my two-item Christmas wish list (OK, not the world. The parental units. Thanks, Mom and Dad!) mere days before Christmas. I have now in my possession a totally awesome and totally shiny iPod touch. Let me show …

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An Open Letter to Mr. Technology

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Dear Mr. Technology, Hi. I’m Gino Carteciano and I’m a big fan. In fact, I took up Computer Science as a sign of my devotion to you. I’ve been mostly happy with you and your almost magical wonders, but recently, I’ve been getting harassed by your failures that are quite simply irritating and frustrating. I think I’m starting to hate …

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My Office Desktop Free View

My Office Desktop Free View

So The Jew tagged me for this “My Desktop Free View” meme because she wants to see how perverted my desktop wallpaper is. I’m a sucker for memes, so what the hell, right? Unfortunately for The Jew, I’m in the office right now. And in the office, my desktop isn’t perverted. It’s just sexy. Click this bitch to see a …