And you thought your Internets was safe. Feh. Next week, the undead will take over this blog as I, Baddie, Emperor of Ghouls, will review 3 DVDs featuring ZOMBIES! In the tradition of DVD Week, Baddie Loves You Week, and Mean Girls Week, I shall give you Zombie DVD Week!

On October 27th, 29th, and 31st, the dead will rise and Baddieverse will be overrun! Hide your brains, prepare your anti-zombie kit, and get ready to aim for the head! Next week, zombies will eat your Internets!

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Yeah, you got me. I don’t know anything about poker except that it’s a card game and it’s tremendously more appealing when the word “strip” is involved. I’ve always wanted to learn how to play poker, but I never get the chance. Something always comes up like…

• I’m not in the mood.
• I’ve got better things to do like, say, drink beer using two hands.
• People around me are smelly.
• That leprechaun who lives under our oven toaster keeps telling me gambling is evil.
• It’s Tuesday.
• I’m writing blog articles nobody reads save for a couple of homeless people I pay to read my blog in Internet cafes.

But I think the right time has come for me to learn how to play poker. And I know exactly where to start: Pokerstars.net.

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