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So I was rummaging through my photos for something I can use for my eLBi Life post the other day, and guess what I found? GUESS!

A picture of that cat from our apartment back in college! It wasn’t our cat. It was just always there, hovering like your annoying nerd friend. I took this photo one morning after an extremely belly-busting bout with beer. I guess we were so drunk, our collective beer smell intoxicated the poor thing. Good times.

All is fun in a restaurant na ako lang ang kakain! [All is fun in a restaurant where I'm the only one who will eat!]

Good times. Hey, I’m sure you guys (well, at least you guys in the Philippines) have been hearing this kind of singing since November and you’re probably sick of it by now, but let’s all bask in the silliness of this raped song to spread some holiday cheer.

Direct your friends to the video’s YouTube page to help the kids get the frickin’ words right. Let’s do the Lord’s work, people! Chop chop!