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Here we are again. I’m about to write something silly and you’re going to read it. Remember Scorched Earth? I’m sure you don’t. Well, you’d probably be familiar with that post and what it’s all about after reading this one because I’m pulling another Scorched Earth.

See, the past few days, I felt like a pail of ice cold water was thrown AT MY FACE. Certain words were said. Certain possibilities were opened. I was suddenly asking myself what the hell am I doing? What the fuck am I going to do next? Am I really willing to do the things I’m not used to doing? It’s like I was lounging around, watching Pinoy Big Brother, minding my own business, when suddenly, God tore off the roof of our house and asked me in his godly voice, “WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE, BOY?!”

In a matter of days, I found the will to organize my shit and figure out how to fix broken things in my life. I started to figure out how to move forward into directions I never even knew existed. The last few days were my Road to Damascus. A string of moments of clarity didn’t let me sleep right. It was a renaissance of the soul! And then, a road block… OF CHAOS! Baddie was is brokenated. All because of a small taste of a divine cookie.

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It just occurred to me that since I spend a lot of time on the road, I have a lot of road stories to tell. So many, in fact, that I can base a new recurring blog series on them. And since I just had another blog-worthy (well, at least for me) experience on the road, I’ll start that new blog series riiiiiiiight… NOW!

There are just days that can easily be categorized as sucky. You know, immediately after opening your eyes in the morning, you tell yourself “Fuck. It’s gonna be a sucky day. *groan*” All day at work, you’re like “Gahhhhd this is a sucky day.” and you can’t wait to go home. And when you’re already on your way home, you keep thinking “I’m going home I’m going home I’m going home GODDAMMIT THE DAY AIN’T OVER YET!” Today, ladies and gentlemen, is one of those days for me.

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Human law is supreme. Nobody can escape it. Not even *drum roll* GOD! Behold! The power of the almighty state constitution of Nebraska!

From Wired:

Nebraska State Senator Ernie Chambers (D - Omaha) filed suit against God Friday, asking a court to order the Almighty and his followers to stop making terrorist threats.

The suit (.pdf), filed in a Nebraska district court, contends that God, along with his followers of all persuasions, “has made and continues to make terroristic threats of grave harm to innumerable persons.” Those threats are credible given God’s history, Chambers’ complaint says.

Chambers, in a fit of alliteration, also accuses God of causing “fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes, pestilential plagues, ferocious famines, devastating droughts, genocidal wars, birth defects, and the like.”

As an aspiring mild-mannered reporter, I wanted to get the story from the defendant’s point-of-view. Unfortunately, God cannot be reached for comments (He never does listen to my prayers. Feh.), so I went to the next best source of divine information: Jesus Christ.

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Admit it, we’ve all made huge mistakes in the past. There were things we’ve done that we wish we have never even thought of doing. There were evil moments that we wish didn’t come to pass. We all have life bloopers that we don’t want to be included in our biographical DVD. What, you’re not planning on making a biographical DVD when you hit 40?

Life would be so much easier if there’s a cosmic “undo” button ready to be pushed whenever we say “d’oh!“, but unfortunately, there is none. Well, actually, there is, but only God has access to it. And I don’t want to argue against that injustice, especially with a dude who can manifest himself as a burning bush.

But there are some things in life that we can undo. Case in point: the death of TechTV. It was God’s gift (well I’ll be damned, he’s not so selfish after all) to geeks. A tech-centric TV network that wasn’t afraid to embrace all things techie and geeky. A safe haven for both tech-savvy people and curious tech-n00bs. But alas, it was taken away from us too soon. Fuck it, it’s time to undo this injustice! Enter: UndoTV.

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