Here in the Philippines, school is out. Most young professionals are taking a break from work because it’s Holy Week. This means a lot of people will be spending their time dicking around the web, probably on Facebook. And if the last couple of weeks is any indication, we’re going to see a LOT of quiz results on our News Feed.
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Well, not really. Some of my plurks were total lies. Some of them were half truths. Some were parodies of some plurkers. Some, satirical jabs at people who live in ivory Plurk towers. Hey, I already plurked them for you. You sort them out.
#1. Totally depressed last night. A few steps from being suicidal. So I paid someone to have sex with me.
#2. I accidentally ran over a kitten this morning. :( And a puppy. And a frog. And a rat. And a blind homeless guy.
#3. I’m BATMAN.
#4. I can’t wait for the Dragonball movie! (woot)
#5. You Plurk people are dumb. I’m moving back to Twitter where I can use hashtags and be important and stuff.
#6. Since it’s the first of the month, it’s just appropriate to make big changes in my life. I shall now quit smoking. This time, it’s FOREVER!
#7. I only listen to the Beatles, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, Jimi Hendrix and new totally obscure bands. Because I’m better than you.
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Well hello there, sexy blog reader. *wink wink* How YOU doin?
I’m kidding. I’m not trying to pick you up. See, I just had my phone fixed and unfortunately, all data was lost. Text messages, phone settings, phonebook contacts, EVERYTHING. You’re probably wondering why I don’t have a backup of my contacts on my SIM card or on a text file somewhere in my hard drive. It’s a heartbreaking story (for me), really.
I used to create backups of my phonebook contacts by writing names and numbers on the back of my notebook back in college. I also transferred them into text files in my PC. I used to copy my phonebook into my SIM card, but I stopped doing it when the number of my contacts exceeded 100, which was the limit of my SIM card contact slots at the time. How ancient, right?
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And you thought your Internets was safe. Feh. Next week, the undead will take over this blog as I, Baddie, Emperor of Ghouls, will review 3 DVDs featuring ZOMBIES! In the tradition of DVD Week, Baddie Loves You Week, and Mean Girls Week, I shall give you Zombie DVD Week!
On October 27th, 29th, and 31st, the dead will rise and Baddieverse will be overrun! Hide your brains, prepare your anti-zombie kit, and get ready to aim for the head! Next week, zombies will eat your Internets!
Ahh, yes. April Fools’ Day. A day of hoaxes and practical jokes unleashed upon the weak-minded and the gullible. A time for merriment and dickeries. But can we learn anything from all this mischief? I believe we can because I did.
Before I share the lessons I’ve learned on April Fools’ Day, let me tell you about the pranks I pulled for this most glorious of days:
Prologue: BADDIE JOKES PRACTICALLY!
Pre-2003, I was constantly playing practical jokes on my friends and family. From farting in front of my sister’s face, to tripping a friend who was running really, really, really fast, I’ve done it all. But nothing a few words of apology can’t fix. Then I sort of grew up. Sure, there’s the occasional Dumping a Pail of Water on Someone Just for Kicks gag, but I got over my Extremely Annoying Prankster phase early in college. But I just couldn’t resist. I decided to take it up a notch. I was ready for some mind games!
Purveyor of Villainy
