The abundance of idiots on the Internet always amazes me. There are people who fall for the antics of The Onion and there are people who actually call shenanigans on me when I say that I can control fire. That old blog entry still gives me the giggles whenever new comments are posted. However, no entry on this blog can rival the number of stupid comments on my DotA entry. It’s a collection of “THE DEVIL CONTROLS YOUR LIFE IF YOU PLAY DOTA ONLINE!” sentiments. Let’s take a look at a few comment highlights, shall we?

“iisa lang ang intention ng blizzard, yon ay sirain ang buhay ng mga kabataan (Blizzard only has one intention and that is to ruin the lives of young people).” – Anthony

“Dont you people have anything productive to do with your life aside from playing games overnight? God hates lazy people.” – Walter

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So I was just minding my own business stalking hot chicks on Friendster, right? After viewing hot bikini photos and taking mental pictures (to be “mentally Photoshopped” later), I checked out the bulletin board to see if I can find incriminating and juicy facts about my friends who answer stupid “surveys”. My mind wasn’t ready for what was about to be revealed to me: THE AWESOMEST TRUTH IN THE HISTORY OF ALL AWESOME TRUTHS!

Behold! The truth about Warcraft III: Defense of the Ancients (no modifications made to protect the integrity *LOL* of the text):

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