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You may think only teen girls can be mean girls, but you’re wrong. There are different kinds of mean girls. There are ultra hot mean girls, fat whore mean girls, boy mean girls, gay mean girls, old mean girls, Eastern European dictator mean girls, ancient Egyptian demon reborn in the modern day world as a dentist mean girls, etc. Anybody can be a mean girl. You can be a mean girl. Not sure if you are? Want to find out? Yes? Well, luckily for you, it’s Mean Girls Week. It’s the perfect time to discover if you’re a skanky whore bitch mean girl inside. Just take the following quiz to find out! Grool? Grool.
1. A friend of yours introduces you to someone from another country. A weird country. Like Africa or Japan or something. You…
- invite him/her to join you for a cup of coffee, hoping to find out more about his/her culture and whatnot
- exchange pleasantries and move on with your crazy hectic life
- freeze and panic because you think all people from foreign lands carry diseases that can wipe out everyone on your side of the equator
- tell the summbitch to eat your shoe and fuck off before you punch him/her in the throat
