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Breaking News: Darth Vader Attacks Founders of Jedi Church

You know what you shouldn’t mix? Wine and the Dark Side. From Yahoo! News: HOLYHEAD, Wales – A man who dressed up as Darth Vader, wearing a garbage bag for a cape, and assaulted the founders of a group calling itself the Jedi church was given a suspended sentence Tuesday. Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, attacked Jedi church founder Barney Jones …