I feel ashamed because it took me this long before I discovered this fine piece of musical tomfoolery. It’s like something out of my dreams. Darth Vader, the Dark Lord and Mic Meister of the Sith, takes on the Third Reich, Holocaust Head Honcho and Austrian Asshole Adolf Hitler! Place your bets! Watch the video after the jump.
You know what you shouldn’t mix? Wine and the Dark Side.
From Yahoo! News:
HOLYHEAD, Wales – A man who dressed up as Darth Vader, wearing a garbage bag for a cape, and assaulted the founders of a group calling itself the Jedi church was given a suspended sentence Tuesday.
Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, attacked Jedi church founder Barney Jones — aka Master Jonba Hehol — with a metal crutch, hitting him on the head, prosecutors told Holyhead Magistrates’ Court.
He also whacked Jones’ 18-year-old cousin, Michael Jones — known as Master Mormi Hehol — bruising his thigh in the March 25 incident, prosecutors said.
I, Baddie, your shining Beacon of Truth, spoke with Lord Vader to get his side of the story:
Baddie: Lord Vader, what prompted you to attack those innocent Jedi freaks?
Darth Vader: My undying hatred for nerds! And inebriation.
