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HR - Love & Relationships Dept.
Re: Memo
Greetings of YOU GUYS SUCK!
Indeed, I have been without a girlfriend for the last 3 years and I am admittedly resembling a horny virgin loser. But there’s no reason for alarm. Seriously.
I’m not pursuing any possible new relationship that presents itself for I do not see any good reason to do so. Well, other than “get fucken’ laid”. There is no lack of options. I have a lot of them. But as I said, I don’t see the immediate need for pursuing a new relationship. I mean, I don’t really care if I don’t have someone to wear the egg costume that came with my bacon one.
