‘Sup, guys? Colonel Herzog here. I implore you to watch Dead Snow because, to quote Baddie who watched it last night, “IT’S FRICKIN’ AWESOME!”

In this movie, Nazi zombies (that’s us! *giggles*) terrorize a bunch of disposable medical students during their ski vacation. Those meddling kids messed with our shiny treasures so we messed up their intestines. It doesn’t make sense to you, but that’s how we Nazi zombies roll.

This movie is a very satisfying clusterfuck of old school horror and new school gore. It’s funny. It’s disgusting. The plot is irrelevant. Just the way that fool Baddie likes it. Ein! Zwei! Die!