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This entry is part 1 of 5 in the series Baddie Bookmarks

Ever wonder what websites Baddie visits regularly? Which blogs are on his feed reader? Where he goes when there’s nothing else to do online? Assuming your answer is an eager “hell yeah!“, you’re in luck. I’m going to let you in on my web surfing habits in five parts. For the first installment of Baddie Bookmarks (I thought of the title all by myself), I’m going to tell you where I regularly get my news.

diggDigg. Where the comments of Diggers are usually more interesting than the news itself. I usually read the Science, Technology, and Offbeat News categories. I leave the rest of the categories alone. I’ve read a lot of very interesting “news” on Digg, and I’ve discovered a lot of cool websites as well. But there are times that it’s just irritating, especially when almost all news submissions are about a single topic like when the Wii was released, when James Kim went missing, and when Digg itself was plagued with controversy involving top Diggers allegedly gaming the system.

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This entry is part 1 of 5 in the series Breaking News

BOSTON, Massachusetts (CNN) — Authorities have arrested two men in connection with electronic light boards depicting a middle-finger-waving moon man that triggered repeated bomb scares around Boston on Wednesday, January 31st, and prompted the closure of bridges and a stretch of the Charles River. Meanwhile, police and prosecutors vented their anger at Turner Broadcasting Inc., the parent company of CNN, which said the battery-operated light boards were aimed at promoting the late-night Adult Swim cartoon “Aqua Teen Hunger Force.”

How about that. An innocent and creative attempt to promote an innocent and retarded cartoon sent hundreds of people in a collective panic attack, and cost a city hundreds of thousands of dollars. But everything’s okay now. Arrests were made. The truth about those devices with a “sinister appearance” have been revealed. We should all move on with our lives, right? Wrong! This isn’t just a simple hoax. This is a warning disguised as a hoax, masterminded by the most sinister beings ever. Yes, fellow Earthlings, this heralds the impending arrival of the Mooninites! Invasion is imminent! They will rock our collective Earthly face!


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