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Jul 17, 2009

Stubby Movie Review: Dead Snow

This entry is part 7 of 12 in the series Stubby Movie Reviews

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‘Sup, guys? Colonel Herzog here. I implore you to watch Dead Snow because, to quote Baddie who watched it last night, “IT’S FRICKIN’ AWESOME!”

In this movie, Nazi zombies (that’s us! *giggles*) terrorize a bunch of disposable medical students during their ski vacation. Those meddling kids messed with our shiny treasures so we messed up their intestines. It doesn’t make sense to you, but that’s how we Nazi zombies roll.

This movie is a very satisfying clusterfuck of old school horror and new school gore. It’s funny. It’s disgusting. The plot is irrelevant. Just the way that fool Baddie likes it. Ein! Zwei! Die!

Jan 28, 2009

Great Moments in Film History #4: Chanbara Beauty

This entry is part 4 of 4 in the series Great Moments in Film History

Chanbara Beauty Great Moment #1: Aya is an extremely hot chick with a katana and wears only a bikini, a cowboy hat, and a scarf. Reiko is a fairly hot MILF with a double-barreled two-shot shotgun, a sweet black motorcycle, and a nice cleavage. Reiko meets Aya while Aya’s  fighting a group of zombies. Together, they lay the smack down on the shambling pieces of meat, and then they fight each other. Reiko fires her shotgun at Aya several times then Aya catches a bullet WITH HER KATANA.

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Sep 10, 2007

Chad Vader, Day Shift Manager: An Epiphany

You know when you see someone and you say to yourself “By the Holy Hosts of Hoggoth, I see myself in him!” with a facial expression that projects St. Paul on the road to Damascus? I got that moment of clarity when I first saw this video:


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