Ah, the holidays. There’s plenty of fuel for rage during this season like skyrocketing prices, crowded malls and traffic. Jesus Christ, the traffic. For some of us, there’s also the matter of the year ending and the sudden realization that life is as shitty as life was at the end of last year. Let’s not forget about the Apocalypse coming in a few months. That’s a lot of fuel for rage and misery and depression and more rage. But once you find yourself among family, friends and food, it all goes away. Rage goes away. There is only love.

Whatever god you pray to and no matter how crappy your year has been, just know that it will all be better if you are not alone. Nobody should be alone on Christmas or New Year’s. So go eat a sinful amount of food. Go be with your family, including your annoying relatives. Go dick around with your friends, even those questionable ones from the Internet. It’s time to put the rage away. Let love loose and linger.

We’re a few weeks away from Christmas and I guess it’s time to break out the wishlists, eh? I’m not really comfortable about telling people what I want them to give me, so my Christmas wishlists are always short. Well, except for last year. Sort of. But that’s not the point. The following is what I want to get for Christmas this year and it’s a short list. Sort of. Feel free to give me more than one.

The War for Late Night by Bill Carter. OK, technically, this is on my list but you can forget it. I already made an order for a copy of this book a couple of days ago. I just put it here so I can tell you that I’m sort of smart because I read books. Yay!

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Before I proceed with my obligatory Year in Review post, let’s get this out of the way:

Didn’t get to greet you guys on Christmas Day because of technical difficulties (which are now thankfully fixed) so, yeah. Anyway, I would just like to remind you that like most Year in Review blog posts out there, this one can get a little too reflective and emo and shit for your taste. You’ve been warned.

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Last year, I only had a 2-item wish list. I’m thinking I should have a bigger list this year. Maybe a 3-item one. Problem is, the 2 items I was totally wishing for for the past few months are already in my hands. So I guess I’m left with a 1-item wish list.

I’m pretty sure I can come up with more stuff to wish for before December, but for now, this is it. WOLVERINE-STYLE CLAWS! Two of them. Something to keep me busy when I’m bored. The legion of imaginary space zombies invading my room every night won’t smite themselves, amirite? Also, this will be a big help in my crusade against crime.

That is all.

I would like to wish you guys a merry Christmas, and to help me do that is Santa Cat! Take it away, Santa Cat!

Umm, Santa Cat?

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