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I can’t get the song out my head for 3 days now! I’ve finished an unknown number of glasses of beer already. My hangover’s come and gone already. I’ve watched several music videos already. I’ve slept thrice already. I’ve listened to Mo Twister’s guilty-pleasure-worthy radio show already. It just won’t let go! And the video! My god, the video. It’s hypnotic. I know it’s rude to stare, but my eyes betray me. If all music videos come with gyrating Shakiras and Beyonces, the world would be a better place.

OK let me go pervy on your asses for this post. After all, it’s a well known fact that I’m a comic book geek, and it’s scientifically proven that 99.9999% of all comic book geeks love hot women. And there’s also a scientific study that 99.9999% of hot women don’t like comic book geeks. It’s true. That golden unicorn with pixie dust coming out of its ass showed me a copy of the white papers.

#5: Jessica Alba - The only reason I watched Into the Blue is Ms. Alba. I had a huge crush on her ever since I saw her on the Flipper TV series. And although both film and comic critics choke at the mere mention of the Fantastic Four movie, and despite she was naked only when she was invisible, I still love her as the Invisible Woman.

#4: Elisha Cuthbert - I don’t usually drool over blondes, but Elisha is an exception. She’s got that bombshell quality that will make you not care if she’s all natural or if she went through a Chicago cosmetic surgery. In fact, I’m not even sure if she had things done. And I don’t give a shit. She’s hot!

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Mr. Gino Carteciano,

Greetings of peace and lurv!

We would like to inform you that we are bothered by the lack of activity on your part regarding love and relationships. We have determined that you’re still without a significant other for almost 3 years now. We are concerned since you were constantly in a relationship for several years before you graduated from college, but now you resemble a horny virgin loser. We would just like to know the reason for this drought in your love life.

It would appear that after your last break-up, you did not show any semblance of concern over the status of your love life. You casually flirted with several suitable female persons, but it is documented that you did not initiate any form of proposal for a relationship with any of them. Is it the lack of options? We hear one of the chicks at the smoking area is hot. You might want to check her out.

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Got hit by a blog meme by Shona. It’s about 9 weird things about me. Why 9? Why not?

It’s hard, actually. After all, you have to think of things that are just normal for you but not for most people. You have to think like other people. Like normal people. It becomes hard when most people also exhibit their own little eccentricities. It becomes harder when even your own friends aren’t really normal. Hahaha! But seriously, everybody’s weird in their own little way. And a select few are just purely retarded. And to be P.C., I’d just like to call them “special”. Hehe. And now for the weirdness:

1. I find chicks (baby chickens, not hot human females) creepy.
2. I enjoy the tranquility of being in a big crowd, and the noise of being alone.
3. For me, professional wrestling is still real.
4. The best conversations I have are with myself.
5. I actually think a lot of people read this crappy blog.
6. I believe in winged unicorns.
7. When everybody loves a certain song, I tend to hate it.
8. I refuse to kiss girls wearing lipstick, lip balm, or lip gloss.
9. I have the mutant ability to hide my mutant ability.

And just for fun, 10. I harbor ill will towards the following:

Well, I hope you’ll still want to be my friend after reading this. I’m now off to spread the meme to 9 other weirdos.