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Today marks a new low for Baddie. I’ve decided to tell you who I have the hots for in the wonderful world of animation. Yeah, I know this is going to be uncomfortable and we’ll probably share a lot of awkward moments when we meet in person, but goddammit I have to let you know! It’s just the right thing to do! Ladies and gents, the Cartoons I’d Like to Fuck:
The guy’s a master of pwnage. Remind me not to piss him off. Gives awesome fashion tips too.
I’m a simple guy with simple wants, but that doesn’t apply when it comes to my taste in women. See, when I’m asked about what I look for in the opposite sex, off the top of my head, I always say “She has to be smart, funny, and hot.” These characteristics seem common enough, right? Wrong. Finding all 3 characteristics in one female package is like winning the lottery. But every once in a while, you hit the jackpot.
Ladies and gentlefreaks, meet Laura Hudson, a freelance writer from New York, NY. Ain’t she cute? I’m a sucker for cute chicks wearing glasses and I’ve always had a thing for cute glasses-wearing writers. There’s something about a girl who can weave her intricate train of thought into a beautiful conglomerate of words. On top of being a smart, funny, and hot wordsmith, she’s also into comics. Comics! And I think “into comics” is an understatement. The girl loves comics. Behold, the evidence! Laura Hudson’s 24-Hour Review-a-Thon!
From now on, I’m taking forwarded chain memes, or whatever the hell people call these tag-born messages and blog posts, seriously. You know, the “You have to send this message to 647 people or else something horrible will happen to your cat!” things. I don’t want my butt hole to close up again.
On that note, I’m answering this meme from Jewel. And here are the rules:
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things about himself/herself. People who got tagged need to write a blog entry of their own 6 weird things. They should as well state the rules clearly. In the end, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don’t forget to leave a comment that says “You are tagged, bitch!” in their comments section and tell them to read your blog.
Okay, I’m just dicking around with that “You are tagged, bitch!” part, but you get the picture. And here I go:
12 is a good solid number, isn’t it? 12 months. 12 apostles. 12 monkeys. It even has a nickname: Dozen. So with this good solid number, I’m ending this whole Weekly Haul series. Don’t rejoice just yet. This doesn’t mean that I’ll stop talking about comics. I’ll just stop enumerating and reviewing my weekly comic book purchases. I don’t know. It just became too much work, I guess. Especially when I’m starting to miss my self-imposed weekly deadlines. No point in doing a series of weekly posts and calling it “Weekly Haul” if it’s not weekly, right? Besides, I need to dedicate some more blogging time to other stuff like entertainment and technology news, videos of hot emo chicks kissing each other, and retard porn.
So yeah, this is the last post of my Weekly Haul series. Let’s get it over with, shall we? SPOILERS ahoy!
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