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Ever wondered who’s more awesome between Chuck Norris and your mom? Well wonder no more!

Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Yo momma so fat outer space thinks they’re made for each other.
Advantage: Yo momma
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Yo momma so lazy all she does is sleep and wait.
Advantage: Chuck Norris



