A Special Blog Action Day Message from Cobra Commander
Greetings, future Cobra slaves!
I, Cobra Commander, demand that you cease killing this planet at once! Your collective inefficient and indulgent lifestyle is promoting climate change, slowly poisoning Earth. This will not stand! You need to start cleaning up your act. You can start at home or at your pathetic workplace. Ask your so-called “leaders” to take action. Do little things that will pay dividends in the future. Our future (as master and slaves). There are plenty of resources online that can give you ideas on how to live Green. Take a break from YouTube videos of dudes smashing their balls with baseball bats for a couple of hours and start researching on how you can help, you lazy assbags.
Thanksgiving Day 2008 Part 2: The Revenge
I’ve already mentioned the things I’m thankful for in my Blog Action Day post, but hey. It’s Thanksgiving Day. I want to express my gratitude via blog entry again. Besides, there’s nothing wrong with never running out of things you are thankful for, right? Right now, I just want to give thanks to a couple of inventors. First up is the inventor of the Internets:
Al Gore Tim Berners-Lee
Blog Action Day 2008 Is My Thanksgiving Day 2008
I know, I know. Thanksgiving is a month away and we don’t officially celebrate Thanksgiving Day here in the Philippines, but what the hell. This year, Blog Action Day (with the theme Poverty) is my Thanksgiving Day. For Blog Action Day 2008, I’d like to talk about me being unaware of how blessed I am living a very comfortable life. Don’t worry, this isn’t going to be like my Blog Action Day post from last year. I’ll try not be retarded.
I know I complain about the most trivial stuff, and I guess this is the perfect time to fully acknowledge that pathetic truth. I have a lot to be thankful for in terms of material belongings and awesome Internet Age conveniences.
I’m thankful for having a roof over my head. A soft bed under my body. A healthy family around me.
I’m thankful for gas for my car. Food for my stomach. Beer for my bleeding heart.
