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Before we get down to business, let’s all point at Ade and laugh because he answered a meme on his blog. Why is it funny? I don’t know. I just want to laugh at the guy.

Anyway, yeah. The asshole tagged me with the meme that asks “What are the five things you want to have in 2008?” Simple enough question, right? WRONG! After getting an iPod touch for Christmas and buying a 160GB external hard drive last week, I had a hard time coming up with five things I want to have in 2008. I thought long and hard, and here’s what I came up with:

wii on an ipod

Playing Wii on an iPod: NERDTASTIC!

A Wii. I’m still extremely in love with my PS2, but having another gaming console in the house wouldn’t hurt, right? Especially if it can help me burn some fat. God knows how much I’ve been slacking on keeping myself in shape. If I’m going to work out, might as well have fun doing it. Of course, going to the gym and seeing sweaty hot ladies working out is also an attractive option.

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Dear Mr. Technology,

Hi. I’m Gino Carteciano and I’m a big fan. In fact, I took up Computer Science as a sign of my devotion to you. I’ve been mostly happy with you and your almost magical wonders, but recently, I’ve been getting harassed by your failures that are quite simply irritating and frustrating. I think I’m starting to hate you and everything closely related to you. Well, except the Bionic Woman.

bionic woman jamie sommers

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