Jan 14

Stupid Dogs

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I hate dogs. I hate how they smell, how they bark, and how they leave their crap all over the carpet. I have such disdain for dogs that I can say with full conviction that they suck.

dogs suck

You’re damn right, you do. Bitch. Though I don’t mind if your owner does. Huzzah!

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Dec 30

The Oh Six

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new year

The thing I love about the holidays is the unwritten rule that you have to reflect on the past year. The things that changed. The things that stayed the same. It’s an excuse to be all reflective and emo and shit. And to abide by this unwritten rule, I came up with a list of all significant and not-so-significant-but-worth-noting events of my 2006. Because lists rule!

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