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My last two blog posts have been responses to memes, so I figured why not start one? Sort of. Besides, I feel that I need to wash the stink of my bleeding heart Blog Action Day post off my blog with something incredibly awesome (See what I did there?). BEHOLD! Hulkified Baddie based on a naked picture of him in the crapper!

BADDIE SMASH LOL! I’m so shallow. Now go ahead and Hulkify yourselves. You know you want to. If you don’t, you’ll make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry! OK, that’s enough Hulk references for one short stupid blog entry. Carry on.

P.S. - I don’t know about you guys, but I’m totally getting the Incredible Hulk DVD. That is all.

This is was originally posted in The Man Blog. The post was based on my Baddie Loves You mini-series, which I originally pos… ah fuck it. Just read the damn entry.

So, it’s Valentine’s Week. As a responsible blogger and all around nice guy, I’m taking it upon myself to represent the rest of the closet hopeless romantic TMB editors in sharing the love with all you blog-reading people. I shall do this through the magic of poetry. This gift of love comes in the form of greeting card-ish poems that you manly men out there can share with your loved ones. Please do. You’ll thank us later. And as for you ladies, consider this collection of poems our Valentine’s love letter to you. We’re not just horny fat guys here. We have feelings too. Feelings… for you. This is not just about public service, people! This is all about love. Because goddammit, Baddie and TMB love you.

If you want to let your beloved know that all the shenanigans you’re pulling every now and then, including the time when you threw her cat through a window in hopes of capturing a LOLcat moment with your camera, are just weird ways of showing your love, this first poem is for you:

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Before we get down to business, let’s all point at Ade and laugh because he answered a meme on his blog. Why is it funny? I don’t know. I just want to laugh at the guy.

Anyway, yeah. The asshole tagged me with the meme that asks “What are the five things you want to have in 2008?” Simple enough question, right? WRONG! After getting an iPod touch for Christmas and buying a 160GB external hard drive last week, I had a hard time coming up with five things I want to have in 2008. I thought long and hard, and here’s what I came up with:

Playing Wii on an iPod: NERDTASTIC!

A Wii. I’m still extremely in love with my PS2, but having another gaming console in the house wouldn’t hurt, right? Especially if it can help me burn some fat. God knows how much I’ve been slacking on keeping myself in shape. If I’m going to work out, might as well have fun doing it. Of course, going to the gym and seeing sweaty hot ladies working out is also an attractive option.

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I’m suffering from a weird face thingie right now, but I’m not in the mood to talk about it in detail since I’m just starting to recover. I’m hoping to fully recover from this stupid thingie ASAP. Although this thingie has been the most unpleasant and most uncomfortable shit that has happened to me since… forever, something good came out of it.

See, when this thingie started, I became more anti-social than usual. For the last several days, it was just one big home-office-home cycle for me. Even online, I’m always not in the mood to talk to people, so most of the time, I’m off YM and Twitter. This gave me more time to do other stuff like working and putting up a new blog. Yes, you got me. The bottom line of this post is to tell you that I have a new blog.

This new blog is called Face Rockery (http://facerockery.bigbaddie.com). It’s a niche blog where I talk about my mistress: comic books and all things related to sequential art. I also yak about other forms of pop culture once in a while. I already tried this whole niche blog shit before, but I ended up quitting it. This time, I’m in it for the long haul.

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