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Got hit by a blog meme by Shona. It’s about 9 weird things about me. Why 9? Why not?

It’s hard, actually. After all, you have to think of things that are just normal for you but not for most people. You have to think like other people. Like normal people. It becomes hard when most people also exhibit their own little eccentricities. It becomes harder when even your own friends aren’t really normal. Hahaha! But seriously, everybody’s weird in their own little way. And a select few are just purely retarded. And to be P.C., I’d just like to call them “special”. Hehe. And now for the weirdness:

1. I find chicks (baby chickens, not hot human females) creepy.
2. I enjoy the tranquility of being in a big crowd, and the noise of being alone.
3. For me, professional wrestling is still real.
4. The best conversations I have are with myself.
5. I actually think a lot of people read this crappy blog.
6. I believe in winged unicorns.
7. When everybody loves a certain song, I tend to hate it.
8. I refuse to kiss girls wearing lipstick, lip balm, or lip gloss.
9. I have the mutant ability to hide my mutant ability.

And just for fun, 10. I harbor ill will towards the following:

Well, I hope you’ll still want to be my friend after reading this. I’m now off to spread the meme to 9 other weirdos.