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It’s been a while since I talked about myself. Sure, I’ve talked about my wrath against Fucker’s stalkers, my fear of becoming Lord Vader, and my views on the tragedy of Cris Mendez, but I haven’t talked about the minute details of my currently monotonous life. Outside Twitter, that is. So what I’m going to do now is to bore you talk about what’s really going on with Baddie. But let me ask you first: Do you want it?!

When a man has too much time in his hands, he’s open to the idea of doing some of the most stupid things ever conceivable like, say, creating a Friendster account for his RAV 4. Yep. In April 2004, I had too much time in my hands and I created a Friendster account for Fucker, my black RAV 4. For 3 years, I added a select few of my friends to Fucker’s friends list. Some of them even took the initiative to add Fucker, and it’s all okay. They’re real friends, after all. But since a couple of weeks ago, Fucker started to get “friend requests” from, how should I describe them, unmistakable shoe-ins for Mike Villar’s Atrocities of Friendster? Yeah, that sounds about right. But I may be too harsh on these poor souls so I’ll ask you guys for guidance.

Exhibit A: Glendylle

Her profile says she’s 18, but I call shenanigans! She’s the one giving you the finger. I think. But just in case, mind your fucking manners, little missy!

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There’s absolutely no connection between PLDT MyDSL and Face Rockery whatsoever. Well, except for this post. Now that we’re finished with the lamest blog post introduction in the history of lame blog post introductions, let’s start with the agenda at hand, shall we? First up, PLDT MyDSL.

PLDT MyDSL. *sigh* What can I say? More like PLDT MyDissatisfaction! Harhar! Seriously, we’ve had a few bumps in our connection before, but lately, it’s becoming ridiculous. I swore on my dead fish’s body that I wouldn’t add to the deafening online PLDT MyDSL Sucks! uproar extravaganza. Besides, saying “PLDT MyDSL sucks!” is sooo last year. But sometimes, a dude just has to let all his frustrations out.

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I’m suffering from a weird face thingie right now, but I’m not in the mood to talk about it in detail since I’m just starting to recover. I’m hoping to fully recover from this stupid thingie ASAP. Although this thingie has been the most unpleasant and most uncomfortable shit that has happened to me since… forever, something good came out of it.

See, when this thingie started, I became more anti-social than usual. For the last several days, it was just one big home-office-home cycle for me. Even online, I’m always not in the mood to talk to people, so most of the time, I’m off YM and Twitter. This gave me more time to do other stuff like working and putting up a new blog. Yes, you got me. The bottom line of this post is to tell you that I have a new blog.

This new blog is called Face Rockery (http://facerockery.bigbaddie.com). It’s a niche blog where I talk about my mistress: comic books and all things related to sequential art. I also yak about other forms of pop culture once in a while. I already tried this whole niche blog shit before, but I ended up quitting it. This time, I’m in it for the long haul.

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My stupid “just woke up” face with stupid braces still on. A couple of hours later, no more stupid braces. Face is still stupid, though.

After 3 years and 5 months of wearing orthodontic braces, I finally had them removed. The relief I’m feeling right now is heavenly. It’s like I’ve just shit a ton after holding it for 3 hours or something. But even though I’m happy that I no longer have to put up with metal thingamajigs, I somehow miss wearing them braces.

Three and a half years ago, while I was visiting my dentist, I asked her about braces. How much will it cost? Do I need it? How much pain will I be in if I decide to go through with it? She told me the cost, she said I needed it, and she never mentioned anything about the pain. After a couple of minutes, I told her my decision. After 1 week, I was back in her clinic, enduring the tremendous pain inherent in having braces installed. I did it because I’ve always been bothered by the gaps between my teeth, not to mention my subtle overbite. But I did it mainly because I thought it would be cute. Yeah, dumb idea.

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