And by “world” I mean “Philippines”. The FHM debut of Sam Pinto was the July 2010 issue which featured the FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2010 list. Exactly one year later, she is at the very top of that sexy list. As a slightly obsessed fan, this is good news because this is an affirmation on my taste in pretty faces. And rocking bodies. Congratulations, Sam! And congratulations to me too for not going overboard with this obsession by not watching your TV shows.

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So there I was at the nearest Ministop, sporting my fat hobo look with red barbecue sauce all over my shirt. I picked up some chips, a bottle of root beer and a few packs of instant pancit canton, then I headed over to the counter to pay for them. I cut the line, drawing spiteful looks from the family behind me. I couldn’t care less. I upset them more when I told the counter girl to hold off on my receipt because I just saw something that brought my world to a complete stop. On the rack a few feet from the counter are brand new issues of FHM. It’s their 100 Sexiest Women in the World issue and on the cover? Sam frickin’ Pinto.

I acted like a total dick when I got this and I should be ashamed, but fuck you, it’s Sam Pinto.

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